Mademoiselle Napolitaine

Ask me anything   Submit   Rire souvent et beaucoup ; gagner le respect des gens intelligents et l'affection des enfants ; savoir qu'un être a respiré plus aisément parce que vous avez vécu. C'est cela reussir sa vie. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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yalnizsoprano:

Bright Eyes ~ lover i don’t have to love

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redbananatree:

dontcallmecoward:

My little brother got obsessed with this drawing… wonder if that’s how Brian reacts lol

Dude, Freddie is the bomb bird.

That’s my favorite bird.

I also sense a pun

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mickjiggles:

idk those easter island things just looks like roger water’s profile man

come on tho

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biznasties:

if you’ve ever had a crush on me god bless your poor misguided heart 

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if i die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me i will come back and fucking murder them

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"If you let one (truant student) run loose, what are you gonna’ do with the rest of ‘em? Let them go too?"
Houston judge Lanny Moriarty • On his decision to sentence a 17-year-old honor student, who (since her parents divorced and both skipped town) has had to work both a full and a part time job just to support two siblings, to spend a day in jail, after she missed school recently. Diane Tran, who also takes dual-credit college-level courses, says that she’s often so tired that she finds it difficult to wake up for school. But that didn’t sway Moriarty, who chose to make an example of Tran. If you think this sucks, we direct you to this Change.org petition. (via shortformblog)

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musicians:stop illegally downloading our music we're broke
kids:but we're broke too
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newconnellygirl:

epic-humor:

usually don’t agree with anyone at FoxNews, but God this is awesome…

always reblog

You win this round Fox. Well done

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